We've all been there - one moment you're sitting in the chair engaging in pleasantries, then without warning the mirror gets whipped out, and before you can nod and approve, you realise that you're ready to take down a planet and threaten everyone using the same three sentences that you used in the last 6 films.
Note: you actually took in a photo. No refunds.
 
A6, original ballpoint pen. Remember: A6 is smaller - I repeat, smaller than A4.